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This is too true to be very funny 这也确实是非常有趣的
The next time you hear a politician use the 下次你听到一个政治家使用 word "billion" in a casual manner, think about 用“亿”的休闲方式，思考 whether you want the "politicians" spending 您是否希望的“政治家”开支 YOUR tax money. 您的纳税钱。 A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, 10亿是一个困难的若干理解， but one advertising agency did a good job of 但广告代理公司做的不错的 putting that figure into some perspective in 把这一数字到一些观点 one of its releases. 它的一个版本。
A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. 答：亿秒前是1959年。
B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. 湾有10亿分钟以前耶稣还活着。
C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were C.一亿元小时前，我们的祖先 living in the Stone Age. 生活在石器时代。
D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. D.亿天前，没有人走过的地面两英尺。
E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 大肠杆菌 10亿美元，仅前8小时 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. 20分钟的汇率计算，我们的政府是消费它。
While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . 虽然这种思想仍是我们的新鲜脑组织，让我们来看看新奥尔良这令人感到惊讶你可以学到的一些简单的分工。 . 。
Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number, what does it mean? 路易斯安那州参议员玛丽兰德鲁（ d ）项，目前正在要求国会为 2500亿美元 重建新奥尔良。有趣的数字，意味着什么？
A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of 字母a.好吧，如果你是一个居民484674 New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you 新奥尔良（每个男人，妇女，儿童） ，您 each get $516,528. 每个获得五一六五二八美元。
B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in 湾或者，如果您有一个188251家中 New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787. 新奥尔良，您的家庭得到$ 1,329,787 。
C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family 角或者，如果你是一个四口之家，你的家人 gets $2,066,012. $ 2,066,012得到。
Washington, DC .. 华盛顿特区.. HELLO!!! 你好！ ... ... Are all your calculators broken?? 都是你的计算器打破？ ？
Tax his land, 他的土地税，
Tax his wage, 他的工资税，
Tax his bed in which he lays. 税务他的床，他规定。
Tax his tractor, 他税务拖拉机，
Tax his mule, 税务他骡子，
Teach him taxes is the rule. 教他税款的规则。
Tax his cow, 税务他牛，
Tax his goat, 税务他山羊，
Tax his pants, 税务他裤子，
Tax his coat. 税务他的外衣。
Tax his ties, 他的税务关系，
Tax his shirts, 税务他恤衫，
Tax his work, 税务他的工作，
Tax his dirt. 税务他污物。
Tax his tobacco, 他的烟草税，
Tax his drink, 税务他喝，
Tax him if he tries to think. 税务他，如果他想尝试。
Tax his booze, 税务他的疯狂，
Tax his beers, 他的啤酒税，
If he cries, 他的呼喊，
Tax his tears. 税务他的眼泪。
Tax his bills, 他法案税，
Tax his gas, 他税务天然气，
Tax his notes, 税务他指出，
Tax his cash. 他的现金税。
Tax him good and let him know 他良好的税收和让他知道
That after taxes, he has no dough. 后税，他没有面团。
If he hollers, 他hollers ，
Tax him more, 他更多的税收，
Tax hi m until he's good and sore. 税务高新技术米，直到他的好和喉咙痛。
Tax his coffin, 税务他的棺木，
Tax his grave, 他的坟墓纳税，
Tax the sod in which he lays. 税收超氧化物歧化酶，他规定。
Put these words upon his tomb, 把这些话时他的坟墓，
"Taxes drove me to my doom!" “税将我的末日！ ”
And when he's gone, 而当他走了，
We won't relax, 我们不会放松，
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!! 我们还会在后，继承税！
Accounts Receivable Tax 应收账款税
Building Permit Tax 建筑许可税
CDL License Tax 细胞许可税
Cigarette Tax 卷烟税
Corporate Income Tax 公司所得税
Dog License Tax 狗牌照税
Federal Income Tax 联邦所得税
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) 联邦失业税（富塔）
Fishing License Tax 捕捞许可证税
Food License Tax 粮食牌照税
Fuel Perm it Tax 它的燃料税烫发
Gasoline Tax 汽油税
Hunting License Tax 狩猎执照税
Inheritance Tax 开征遗产税
Inventory Tax 存货税
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax), 国税局利息费用（含消费税上的税收） ，
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax), 国税局刑罚（税顶部的税） ，
Liquor Tax, 白酒税，
Luxury Tax, 奢侈税，
Marriage License Tax, 婚姻牌照税，
Medicare Tax, 医疗保险税，
Property Tax, 物业税，
Real Estate Tax, 房地产税，
Service charge taxes, 服务费税，
Social Security Tax, 社会保障税，
Road Usage Tax (Truckers), 道路使用税（卡车） ，
Sales Taxes, 销售税，
Recreational Vehicle Tax, 休闲车辆税，
School Tax, 学校税，
State Income Tax, 国家所得税，
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA), 国家失业税（ SUTA ）
Telephone Federal Excise Tax, 电话联邦税，
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax, 电话普遍服务的联邦铁é税，
Telephone Federal, State and Local Su rcharge Tax, 电话联邦，州和地方税收苏rcharge ，
Telephone Minimum Usage Su rcharge Tax, 电话最低使用苏rcharge税，
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax, 电话经常性和非经常性收费税，
Telephone State and Local Tax, 电话国家和地方税，
Telephone Usage Charge Tax, 电话使用费税，
Utility Tax, 实用税务，
Vehicle License Registration Tax, 汽车牌照登记税，
Vehicle Sales Tax, 汽车销售税，
Watercraft Registration Tax, 船舶登记税，
Well Permit Tax, 以及允许税，
Workers Compensation Tax. 工人补偿税。 STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? 仍然认为这是有趣的？
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, 没有一个存在这些税100多年前，
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. 我们的民族是最繁荣的世界。
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. 我们绝对没有任何国家的债务，最大的中产阶级在世界上，妈妈呆在家里，提高孩子。
What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!' 发生了什么事？你能拼写政治家！
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